butter team
nugs so dank motherfuckers wanna fry me.
dat shit cray.
what she order?
chic-fil-a.
doc says i’m the illest.
suffering from realness.
raised on a creamy ranch.
chronically crispy.
cage free.
but the chain is heavy.
rollin on 20 packs.
snacks on snacks on snacks.
they tried to super steez me.
whip me like demi.
and still i dip.
sweet chili.
spicy buffalo.
tertiary butylhydroquinone son.
dimethylpolysiloxane.
been McFly so long i fell asleep on the plane.
1st world promlems
nbd just photobombing cat food pages
seems chill
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i actually said something similar today, and i stand by it
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been fly so long
(quick preview of Weekend Beats 42)
fugazi h8s women
dang my twitter followers are HORNY
*hi-fives self
This video answers the question - “How much cocaine was around in 1988?”
Competitive aerobics is due for a comeback. There’s probably already a gym somewhere in Brooklyn.
Can’t. Look. Away.
pro tip: every saturday, wake up at 7am in a fitness onesie and do this entire opening routine along to the music. then go back to bed and feel free to act like a pile of shit the rest of the day.
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